#1028: Bring On The Asteroid With Joey B Toonz

Summary

Comedian Joey B Toonz joins Tin Foil Hat for a freewheeling conversation that mixes cultural grievances with a run of conspiracy claims. The host argues that the real 9/11 cover-up involves World Trade Center Building 6, which he says housed a money-laundering investigation called the El Dorado Task Force and was gutted rather than fully destroyed. The episode also touches on claims that the Moon landings were faked, that people who act strangely may be aliens or 'NPCs', that viruses don't exist, and on 15-minute cities, vaccine kickbacks, and the occult history of upstate New York.

Key takeaways

• 1The host claims WTC Building 6 housed the El Dorado Task Force, a pool of about 50 government agencies investigating terrorism-linked money laundering, and that the building was hollowed out on 9/11 in a botched demolition.
• 2He cites Donald Rumsfeld's announcement, the day before 9/11, that trillions of dollars were missing from the Pentagon, and says the Pentagon was hit in its accounting area. He also repeats a claim that a woman who walked out said there was no plane and that it was a missile.
• 3He says he previously shared the Building 6 theory with Greg Carlwood (The Higher Side Chats) and comedian Tim Dillon.
• 4The hosts claim America never landed on the Moon, mock India's Moon landing footage as video-game graphics, and say Russia has exhibits explaining how the landings were faked.
• 5The guest suggests that people who behave bizarrely in public may be aliens imitating humans, and the host suggests elites are a separate 'predator class' of human that hunts the rest.
• 6Other claims include that the Rochester area of upstate New York is the birthplace of American occultism, that gangster rap, fourth-wave feminism and queer theory are CIA psyops to detach people from God, that 15-minute cities are built for surveillance, that the speakers reject the existence of viruses, and that doctors receive kickbacks for promoting COVID shots ('turbo cancer').

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Transcript excerpt

Tinfoil hat. Oh, what the fuck are you guys even talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed, and a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to Tinfoil hat. We go deep, homeboy. Eric, open your mind. From the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some inter-dimensional shit. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. Dude, you just blew my mind. Are you ready to get your mind blown? Welcome to Tinfoil hat, live from the Wise Wolf Gold and Silver Studios. That's right. Go to SamEEE.gold. Use promo code Tinfoil, and you too can get in on the press amounts game for as little as $50 a month. Very excited to have our next guest in. Very excited. He was on it last time on Zoom, but he's doing a little media tour, so we're excited to come up. He was in San Diego, now he's in L.A. Very excited to have him in studio, the man, the myth, the legend, Joey B-Tunes. How are you, buddy? Dude, I was so looking forward to this. I have to start with, I am convinced that I was on the train up from San Diego here with an alien. I know, and I'll tell you why, because I have this thing. Are you one of the, this motherfucker isn't real? What? You see that chick on the plane, you remember that? Oh, no, no, no, no. Dude, I forgot about her. I wonder where she is right now. Yeah. I need to follow up on that one. Probably on another CIA mission. No, I have a theory that people that do things that nobody else would ever do are aliens. I feel like, and I'll give you an example. ...

Excerpt from Tin Foil Hat, Oct 7, 2026. Rights remain with the original creators. Hear the full episode at the source.