Kurt Metzger | Roasting The Critics, Monarch Ritual Trauma, & The Noahide Techno-state

Summary

Comedian Kurt Metzger joins Greg Carlwood for a free-wheeling conversation that jumps from defending Joe Rogan against critics to claims about Project Monarch mind control and butterfly symbolism in celebrity imagery. The pair discuss what they call ritual theater in modern media, including a claimed 'scapegoat ritual' surrounding the Charlie Kirk killing, and read a disturbing ritual from the medieval grimoire Liber Vaccae. Carlwood closes with a long monologue about his public feud with Jay Dyer and the idea that the powerful co-opt podcasters through flattery rather than threats.

Key takeaways

• 1Metzger claims the reason 1990s-style MK Monarch programming is rarer is that SSRIs combined with media broadcasting achieve the same control, calling it a 'diffused Satanism' compared to Russ Dizdar's 'Black Awakening.'
• 2A previous guest, 'Gray,' allegedly described being inducted into a program at a butterfly garden and used in an eclipse ritual as a conduit for a demon; Metzger links the monarch butterfly imagery to Bad Bunny's and Andrew Tate's tattoos and book art.
• 3Metzger cites Heather Lynn's 'Zionist ritual theater' framework, claiming the Charlie Kirk killing and Tyler Robinson's role function as a public scapegoat ritual, with Candace Owens cast as 'Hasatan, the accuser.'
• 4Carlwood reads a ritual from the Liber Vaccae, a 9th-century Arabic grimoire falsely attributed to Plato, describing the creation of a skinless, human-faced creature from a cow inseminated with semen and 'sunstone.'
• 5Metzger references Tracy Twyman's channeled game 'Agio,' comparing it to Jeffrey Epstein's custom chess set, and her research on Templar confessions about homunculus creation.
• 6Professor Jiang (Zhang) is quoted as saying elites co-opt journalists with yachts and dinner invitations rather than threats; Tim Dillon reportedly declined a Peter Thiel dinner to keep speaking freely.
• 7Metzger suggests aliens may be 'undead,' Whitley Strieber is cited as linking UFOs to death, and Diana Pasulka is described as a possible PR figure for a new UFO religion; Darryl James's 'cone' explanation of densities and the 20 and Back program are also discussed.

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Transcript excerpt

Well, well, well, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, people. From the Sunshine State, I'm Greg Carlwood. And in this late stage of the American Empire, all indications are that the bloodline families of the nefarious few have seen just about enough from this new Atlantis experiment that many of us call home, and they've moved on to adding pressure to all the load-bearing walls of the Western world in hopes that they can bring it down enough to hold the big pillow over our collective faces before moving on to a new system of global management. Likely one less encumbered by the bumbling idiots of their mind-controlled middle management class and more efficiently streamlined, using centralized technology and technocratic infrastructure to personalize police state control down to the individual level. It's bound to be one of the key transitional milestones of our lives, but what is there to do but watch? When many of us feel completely overwhelmed and largely lost, with many just hoping they can cover the rent, fast food delivery, and GTA 6. Well, they say we laugh so we don't cry, and who better to help make that true than Peabody, an Emmy Award-winning writer, podcaster, and comedian Kurt Metzger? Hey, man. Sorry, I just woke up, so my Turkish hair is, you know, I got hair plugs in Turkey not long ago. It's all good. You know him from his shows The Derp with Curb, as well as Mystery Boys with Duncan Trussell. He's a walking, talking, conspiratorial Rolodex of connections with recall like no other, a true Twilight-language linguist, the king of white claws, the pipe-wielding white precious himself. Mr. Metzger, welcome to the higher side. I prefer a nice high noon, actually, now, more than a claw. Sorry, a claw. ...

Excerpt from The Higherside Chats, Sep 16, 2026. Rights remain with the original creators. Hear the full episode at the source.